The "Team"

"The Toking Pigs"

NFL Fantasy Football

Starters:

Palmer, Carson QB CIN
Gore, Frank RB SF
Jones-Drew, Maurice RB JAC
Burleson, Nate WR SEA
Holmes, Santonio WR PIT
Houshmandzadeh, T.J. WR CIN
Witten, Jason TE DAL
Graham, Shayne K CIN
Seahawks DST

Bench:

Rodgers, Aaron QB GB
Stewart, Jonathan RB CAR
Walker, Javon WR OAK
Keller, Dustin TE NYJ
Giants DST

Football Munchies

Recipes for Game Nite!!!!!
First of all make sure you bought enough beer....
Then try out this awesome recipe for Football Food that will satisfy even the biggest pothead !

Nacho Pies

You will need :

• 2 pie pans
• 2 cans of refried beans
• 2 cans of black beans
• 2 cans of chopped or diced jalepenos
• 1 can of olives
• 2 tomatoes, diced
• 1lbs of shredded "mexican" cheese
• 2 avacodes, diced
• 1 onion, chopped
• 1 5lbs bag of tortilla chips

1. In Pie Pan start with the refried beans on the bottom
2. Drain black beans and add to pan
3. Spread jalapenos and onion on top of beans
4. Add cooked meat here if desired (Taco seasoned beef is really a great choice)
5. Spread 1/2 lbs of cheese
6. Add olives
7. Place in oven at 400 for approx. 15 min Nacho is ready when all cheese is bubbling
8. After Removing from oven put tomatoes and avocado on top
9. Don't forget the sour cream!
10. Place in front of friends with a bag chips!

Enjoy!

Fantasy Football!!!

Okay so you can call my a complete rookie on this topic. This is my first year ever joining a fantasy football league. I am so stoked!!! YAY!! So I named my team Reign of Toking Pigs! The draft was today and I don't even know who the f*ck the players are.. So much for actually working today. Sorry boss lady I have to manage my football team! Haha .. K back to the pigskin!! YAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!

The Pot Guru is in the hizzouse!! Here for your smoking entertainment needs!

High!

If your not you might want to start reading somebody elses blog yo!






Okay now that I have gotten all the sober people outta the room lets talk about POT! First of all it is the most awesome thing that I have found on the earth! Mellows you out and makes you wanna eat allot.. But we all knew that.... Pause now to grab the cold pizza and dont forget a beer..



Heres the latest in my smoking world.. The Reverse Gravity Bong! I will refer to that as RGB from now on.


You should always use a glass bottle with a cork for lid but this is a photo of my prototype. You cannot see it in the picture but I made a "carb" hole at the bottom of the RGB.

So if your like me and hadn't seen one of these before I will explain the concept...





Step 1.) Find a sink that can fill the bottle and catch the water. Plug Carb and fill bottle with water.

Step 2.) Put a one hitter nug into the bowl and screw on the lid

Step 3.) Light the bowl as you remove the plug from the carb. The water draining out will pull the smoke into the bottle filling it with a dense gravity bong smoke.

Step 4.) You take the lid of and inhale !!!



Too many of these and you will be staring at your bathroom ceiling!

Helpfull hint: Use a sobe bottle, they have a small round circle on the bottom rim that is easy to knock out with a nail... Be Carefull.

Lil Johnny Joke

Little Johnny walked into his mom and dad's bedroom one late evening to see what all the rumbling and ruckus was all about and because he was thirsty and needed a drink. Johnny's father heard him coming up the stairs and just before he entered the bedroom he raised up in attempt to hide his full erection and bent over as if he seen something go under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously "Whatcha doin daddy?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied "Whatcha gonna when you catch him, fuck him?"

Corndogs are awesome! They are steamy goodness on a stick! I love them!

My Favorite Hillbilly...

So I have this friend that works at the same motorcycle shop as me. He lives his life like he has a hillbilly checklist! To humor y'all I will write my own checklist that he has done at least once...

Hillbilly Checklist...

• Names every car or motorcycle he owns... Blue Lightning, White Lightning...
• Calls in Sick on his day off!!! He had to check his out going calls after he woke up from that drunk to realize what he did...
• Calls women "Darlin"
• Calls his underwear "Britches"
• He calls pot users "Dirty Potheads"
• Thinks women wearing flannel is way sexy
• He even has gone as far as to tell me the first woman that makes him a Ham and Cheese sandwich after sex he's going to marry

I know there are more but needless to say my friend JR is a hillbilly and I love him for that!